Generations of children have been scarred, haunted and left
blubbering into their plates because of Brussels sprouts!
These evil stink bombs are packed with pungent
power -- whether filling homes with farty fumes or
killing the joy of the holiday season.
For the sake of kids everywhere, author Grant S. Clark
offers an amusing array of tactics that have one aim in mind:
To keep your tummy sprout-free.
blubbering into their plates because of Brussels sprouts!
These evil stink bombs are packed with pungent
power -- whether filling homes with farty fumes or
killing the joy of the holiday season.
For the sake of kids everywhere, author Grant S. Clark
offers an amusing array of tactics that have one aim in mind:
To keep your tummy sprout-free.
“Dress the dogs like aliens,
A note upon their snouts:
Our planet soon will perish
If we don’t take all your sprouts.”
A note upon their snouts:
Our planet soon will perish
If we don’t take all your sprouts.”