There's a new character in The Ghostly Thieves of New York called Inspector Bart Rose, the private detective with New York's biggest nose.
I liked the idea so much of someone using his super-sized schnozzle to solve crimes that I wrote a story/humorous verse about Inspector Rose called The Mystery of Windy Bay. Watch out for news about its release!
As Inspector Bart Rose put it:
"There’s few walks of life
Where a large hooter’s useful.
In my line of work
It’s completely essential.
I investigate smells,
I’m the man they send for
When a difficult case
Hangs on an odour.
See, singers need deep lungs,
Surgeons a cool hand;
To do what I do
Takes a beak like a toucan."
I liked the idea so much of someone using his super-sized schnozzle to solve crimes that I wrote a story/humorous verse about Inspector Rose called The Mystery of Windy Bay. Watch out for news about its release!
As Inspector Bart Rose put it:
"There’s few walks of life
Where a large hooter’s useful.
In my line of work
It’s completely essential.
I investigate smells,
I’m the man they send for
When a difficult case
Hangs on an odour.
See, singers need deep lungs,
Surgeons a cool hand;
To do what I do
Takes a beak like a toucan."
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